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- <text id=93TT1903>
- <title>
- June 21, 1993: Reviews:Television
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1993
- Jun. 21, 1993 Sex for Sale
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- REVIEWS, Page 70
- TELEVISION
- Old Dog, No New Tricks
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p>By RICHARD ZOGLIN
- </p>
- <qt>
- <l>SHOW: Family Dog</l>
- <l>TIME: June 23, 8 P.M. E.S.T., CBS (DEBUT)</l>
- </qt>
- <p> THE BOTTOM LINE: After two years, a much touted cartoon show
- finally arrives. Question: What was all the fuss about?
- </p>
- <p> Remember TV's animation boom? A couple of years back, snowed
- by the success of The Simpsons, the networks stormed the animation
- houses for other prime-time cartoons. Most of the promised shows
- never materialized (The Pink Panther) or came and went in a
- Road Runner minute (Capitol Critters, Fish Police). None, however,
- carried higher expectations than Family Dog, based on an episode
- that Tim Burton (Batman) directed for Steven Spielberg's Amazing
- Stories series. So excited was CBS that it devoted much of its
- valuable commercial time during the 1991 Grammy Awards to promoting
- the show, which was scheduled to start that March.
- </p>
- <p> But the series was postponed at the last minute when Burton
- and Spielberg were reportedly unhappy with the animation. Family
- Dog was sent back to the shop, and what followed was a two-year
- odyssey in which the missing series became a running gag between
- TV reporters and network programmers. Now, with a lack of fanfare
- that would be mystifying if it weren't so revealing, Family
- Dog is finally being let out of the kennel for a summer run,
- when the only significant viewer reaction is likely to be a
- puzzled, What was all the fuss about?
- </p>
- <p> Not that Family Dog is awful. It's a perfectly amiable, perfectly
- inconsequential cartoon show that seems better suited to Saturday
- mornings. The concept is appealing: life in a suburban household
- as seen through the eyes of the ignored and abused family pet.
- And the pooch itself is amusingly drawn: a woebegone, teardrop-snouted
- creature, rendered in the spare lines of 1950s UPA animation
- (Mr. Magoo) .
- </p>
- <p> The trouble is that this nameless Everydog doesn't talk, or
- even have many discernible expressions. That puts most of the
- comic burden on the characters around him, who are a dull lot.
- Mom and Dad (voiced by Molly Cheek and Martin Mull) have plain-vanilla
- marital spats, and the two kids are boring Bart-and-Lisa wannabes.
- The plots are thin (Family Dog goes to the zoo or befriends
- a homeless woman), and the dialogue, by sitcom veteran Dennis
- Klein (Buffalo Bill), is more garrulous than witty: "That was
- stealing, and stealing is bad...Ipso facto, Fido."
- </p>
- <p> Before it rolls over and plays dead, Family Dog has a couple
- of lessons to impart. First, TV cartoons (especially The Simpsons)
- are largely dialogue-driven; a more stylized, visual cartoon
- like Family Dog is probably doomed without the sort of animation
- care that TV budgets don't permit. Second, big-name filmmakers
- venturing into TV need to do more than simply lend their big
- names. Burton and Spielberg, it seems, did little for Family
- Dog except use their clout to get it on the air. One expected
- more.
- </p>
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- </body>
- </article>
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